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This is so detailed that Robert Kraft has no choice but to nudge Bill Belligerent into retirement and name Conor James as head coach. I’d also like to see more women on the team. Rizzoli and Isles are both from Boston, with Isles, trained as a medical examiner, could be defensive coordinator, while the speedy Rizzoli could be running back/wide receiver if she can stay in bounds.

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Rizzoli and Isles is an excellent choice. Perhaps we could be looking at another defensive back tandem. Regardless, they make the 53-man/woman/kaiju/teddy bear roster for sure.

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I'm sure that Paul Revere really rode a horse. But "Paul Revere's horse," referred to in Bob Dylan's "Tombstone Blues," is clearly a fictional vision. Paul Revere's horse, or "Brown Beauty" from Longfellow's poem, now as much legend as fact, may join your rebuilt Patriots as what is now known as "edge rusher."

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Good read, something had to be done. Loved the Godzilla pickup, should fit real nice in the system

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